What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

You shall not bear false witness.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?